1 17lb cat (weight variable)
2 7lb kittens (weight variable)
1 hammock (portable)
1 screen door
Optional: 10-20 wild birds
Start with emotionally unstable cat. Mix with two kittens. Add cat/kitten mixture to the backyard occasionally. Add screen door between cat/kitten mixture and the backyard. Lay in the hammock (optional - keep an eye on wild birds) until cat/kitten mixture boils.
Serving: 1 ripped screen door, 3 happy cats in the backyard, no birds.
Voila! Kitten soup!!