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Wednesday, August 16
Kitten soup recipe

1 17lb cat (weight variable)
2 7lb kittens (weight variable)
1 hammock (portable)
1 screen door
1 backyard
Optional: 10-20 wild birds

Start with emotionally unstable cat.  Mix with two kittens.  Add cat/kitten mixture to the backyard occasionally.  Add screen door between cat/kitten mixture and the backyard.  Lay in the hammock (optional - keep an eye on wild birds) until cat/kitten mixture boils.

Serving: 1 ripped screen door, 3 happy cats in the backyard, no birds.

Voila!  Kitten soup!!

Posted at 3:45 pm by the monkey

Mandy
August 22, 2006   10:01 AM PDT
 
hehe :)
Deirdre
August 22, 2006   05:19 PM PDT
 
Aww.
 

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