More things that make me go crazy:
People wearing scarfs that
hang down to their ankles. I can understand a little length to tuck
into coats on really cold days... but down to the ankles? And then
walking around with it whipping all over??
Tags on items that
make you want to not be a part of the human race because of the obvious
stupidity on somebody's part. Like my new bath sponge. It's a really
awesome penguin mesh sponge. Cute as a frakkin' button. The tag on
it? Says, and I quote:
(after flipping it over "See reverse for care instructions")
Do not bleach
Do not iron"
Really, it's a bath sponge. Mesh. Plastic. Bath. Sponge. But
nothing compares to the "first remove baby" tag on a folding stroller.
And you know, you know,
that somebody somewhere folded their baby into the stroller and that is
why that tag is there. It's the same reason why McDonald's now has
that "Caution: Contents may be hot" on their cups now, even though odds
are very high that the contents are not so hot. And the same reason
that "do not iron" is on my bath sponge. I'd love to see the amoeba
who ironed their bath sponge.